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LYRICS


SANCTIMONIOUSNESS
(written 2018/recorded 2018)


peter the groper has touched the butt of angelique the ingénue
unfortunately, peter has a brain that was designed a million years ago
and he certainly has a testosterone level that is far too high
so every boob and every buttock makes him see a beer he wants to grab
but now the face of poor angelique is marked by disillusionment forever
as she thought her butt could never be touched no matter how she flashes it

peter the groper obviously did not understand that he must not touch the butt of anyone
except his own
so two hundred activists formed a mob
and peter was crucified, and hanged, drawned and quartered
to make an example of him
some even felt sent back in time into the witch-hunt era

hopefully, the rotting head of peter
pierced on the fence of some important bridge in some important town
will keep others from touching other peoples butts

two hundred activists were caught by the police
and put into jail for riot and for murder
the court explained that vigilantism is illegal
they would have been allowed to insult peter the groper
and possibly it would have been admissible to spit at him
and angelique the ingénue would have been entitled to slap him in the face maybe
hopefully, the cries that can be heard from prison
that is beneath some important bridge in some important town
will keep others from ganging up on someone

policemen and judges were fired by the parliament
and replaced by righteous women
the party that held the parliamentary majority stated
that nobody should touch other peoples butts

the party that held the parliamentary majority
was voted out in the next election
as people felt that their delegated had been corrupt
and had not done enough to protect the aged and infirm

the people that had just barely returned from the ballot boxes
was extinguished in a cruel war
in a cruel war
and angelique the ingénue was raped by the barbarians
as it is their custom to plunder and violate their conquest

soon after this, the whole region was devastated by a large meteorite
and everyone was killed immediately
immediately

the moral of the story is that so much we see is just a fly speck in history
the moral of the story is that so much we see is just a fly speck in history



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