LYRICS


SIR TYPE-A-LOT
(written 2024/2025 / recorded 2025)

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logorrhoea
logorrhoea
screen pixels do not blush
excessive loquacity
the letters rush and rush

talkativeness and
self-portrayal
evangelistic zeal
sense of mission, superstition
typing feels oh so real

pick up my squits
how should i know
what i have thought
before i read
what i have typed

sir type-a-lot
sir swipe-a-lot
sir pinch-a-lot
sir cringe-a-lot
a typing ape's grand sham
i type, therefore i am

potshots, potshots
brain and eyes hurt
i talk and type at large
i swallow and produce verbiage
shit in, shit out, so proud

constant movement
with empty eyes
i'm a virtual pub bore
where the hell is my audience
i have something to type

pick up my squits
how should i know
what i have thought
before i read
what i have typed

sir type-a-lot
sir type-a-lot
without rhyme and
without reason
a typing ape's grand sham
i type, therefore i am

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